Old School Model Works : R/C Pilot Figures - Cranky Cockpit Club

It’s time to give your cockpit a serious upgrade!

Whether you're needing to find a fearless flyer for your nimble .20-sized model or finishing your majestic quarter-scale masterpiece, OSMW has the perfect pilot bust ready for takeoff.

Welcome to the Cranky Cockpit Club.

From gritty realism to goofy charm (why yes, that is a dog with goggles), our exclusive line-up has everything from monsters to classic airmen. We 3D-print these ourselves in-house, and each one is made from flesh-toned, UV-resistant PETG filament, built to handle sun, wind, and wild aerial adventures. We print them in ultra-thin layers to lock in those crisp details, and keep them feather-light thanks to using minimal infill.

Our pilots arrive unpainted and ready to be customized with your choice of enamel or acrylic paints.

They're available in 6 sizes/scales - from 1/8 to 1/3.
Individual weight is an average of .2 ounces (5.6 grams) for the 1/8 size, up to an average of 4.9 ounces (138.9 grams) for the 1/3rd size.
Prices start at $8.95 each for the smallest (1/8), and you'll see the additional charge next to each larger size.

Choose from the four groups below to see the individual pilot figures.


Realistic Pilots

These flyers are the real deal—no wacky grins or cartoon antics. Just a solid squad of everyday aviators who’d fit right in behind the yoke. Classic, clean, and cockpit-ready!

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Whimsical Pilots

Still technically human—but these pilots bring the drama! Whether they're a little unhinged, delightfully grumpy, or just born to stir up turbulence, this crew guarantees your cockpit won’t be boring.

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Animal Pilots

Let’s be honest—most animals weren’t exactly born for the skies. But who cares? From fluffed-up birds to daring dogs and curious cats, this fearless flock is cleared for takeoff. Species aside, they’ve got serious pilot swagger!

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Wildcard Pilots

Tired of the usual wingmen? Buckle up for something truly out-there—robots, aliens, and other wonderfully weird copilots are all cleared for takeoff in this collection. If it’s unique you’re after, you’ve found your pilot!

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Add a 3" Cranky Cockpit Club sticker to your order.

High resolution, digitally printed stickers with a protective laminate, and ultra strong adhesive.
Limit 2 per order